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# Who needs one of these?


Also known as a Brain-B-Gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I use beer myself
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# ^^THIS^^
FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Only if I can use it to headbutt people rather than lobotmise myself :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# oooh head butt matches would be more interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# a machine that turns someone's head into an arse
now that's SCIENCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Reminds me of Ross Noble's stand-up in Bristol
"That child's being bummed in the face!"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# was that one of the reviews of his act?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Haha!
Nah, he was doing this thing about a face/bum transplant of a kid goes to the zoo, and he gets embarassed about his bum-face and then a baboon rapes him, and all these by-comers come by and say "that child's being bummed in the face" related stuff for about 5 minutes, and Noble manages to do this all by himself and keep it funny :)
*breaths in*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# you dropped this
TM
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# a®®®®®
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Ronan Keating,
Graham Norton, Blanche off Corrie, Tom Cruise...I could go on and on and on.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I could do with one right about now
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I prefer full
frontal nudity... it has the same effect on me.

*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# paris hilton
i'll pay for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Needs
a wider blade.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# lol
make it so!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# she's
been using one weekly for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
#
Who says you can only pick one?
(I helped save b3ta! Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)