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# add a bit
of stella for that stale beer smell and you're laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# top tips
I'll have my own council flat before you know it. Fuck this 'work' malarky
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# i'm not allowed to work
i'm uninsurable, apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# !?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# my body parts
have plotted against me from an early age, kind of like a "how not to do it" of human perfection
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# oh reet
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# it's quite fun, really
i can hammer a nail into my foot and not feel it, plus i can keep one eye still and make the other roll up into my skull so i look like a half-zombie. great for scaring the kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# dear shitting christ
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# that's
just for starters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Oh my dear friend!
We are each of us perfect and complete in our own way!

Well, except you, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# it's my lack of perfection
that makes me so perfect. that and the fact that i look like a pink snowman with huge boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Now we need a picture
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# you'll have to ask
rollingcabbage, he's got some pics of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)