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# No really, I'm pretending really hard that I want a full time career
for two fucking Months! Seriously whats the point? Why not just let me get council tax exemption between an HNC and a Degree?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)
# I have one word for you.
Benefit fraud!

No, that won't work*

*because it's two words
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)
# Technically its what I am doing
I can't afford to pay council tax so I have to say I am unemplyed when I am actually a student. But in a round about grey way I'm not breaking anylaws just using the system as it wasn't intended.
At least I'm not a pregnent smack addict living off the state, just a poor student type that's in a bit of a finacial bother between courses.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)
# Ah that's clever
If you don't go down for it we'll all be here backing you up.

If you do, however, we will deny everything and leave you to your grisly fete*.

*May contain reference to Hot Fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# just get your crayons out and set up stall as a pavement scribbler
draw lots of portraits of you.


/i was robbed blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)
# Joe Public would love that
But his mrs Martha Public is a cow
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Don't diss the name Martha
It hits a nerve
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)
# She hit me in the face with a rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)
# Well my Martha wouldn't have done
Martha Fawcett is the best kind of Martha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# thought that said Fucwit for a second
was going to comment on the unfortunate sounding name. But alas now I can not.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)
# You just did
you Fucwit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)