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# I liked it when I was about five
And I like Matt Baker :-)
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I saw him buying bread
he looked at me suspiciously.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Were you staring? Dribbling?
Standing on your head? Running with a rucksack? What?! I must know!

/Too much caffeine blog
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I walked past him
(I remember this so well) wearing a suit- he was getting into his car with a baguette and I smiled at him. In the same way I smile at everyone I walk past.

I did have bright scarlet red hair....
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Aw, bless him, he was probably terrified!
:p
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# He's terrified?!
He could vault me at a second's notice!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I agree. He wouldn't have to ask
Grovel a bit maybe ;-)
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Dirty, dirty bitch.
You can have him, actually, he's not my type. I haven't wanted to shag a blue peter presenter since that nice lad Simon Thomas.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Oooh, he was lovely
I'd forgotten about him!
*daydreams*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# don't be silly
why would a baker be buying bread?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# For his bread gun?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# For some reason
I initially read that as burying bread. I did wonder why he was looking at you suspiciously instead of the other way round.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Office lollage.
You silly, lovely fuzzy manbeast.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)