Only two so far
But *sings* The Huq Bandwagon is coming on over the hill, and I've got a date tonight with Buffalo Bill...
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:48,
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Konnie Huq (see above)
Irritating bint what's just left Blue Peter. For some reason a number of the men on here (and the Captain) seem to want to do unnatural things to her...
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:54,
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because she is sexy
and oh so very innocent
edit: on that note i'm off for a nap
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:58,
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edit: on that note i'm off for a nap
I knew someone would think of that
I'm just scared that I did too...
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00,
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what - with the plastic bag and the gaffer tape?
I thought it was just me that did that
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02,
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or the handle of a carrier bag.
But a belt is better- although a tie is best, for some reason.
Actually forget all of that. Need a belt for what?
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08,
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Actually forget all of that. Need a belt for what?
A belt works quite well cos it's quick release
Unless you don't want to release them of course.
Yes, I'm sorry, need a belt for what? I don't know, not sweet little me, no....
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:10,
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Yes, I'm sorry, need a belt for what? I don't know, not sweet little me, no....
I like ties.
I have a thing about them. especially school ties.
There's nothing like leaving some poor lad tied to a tree by his tie.
wearing nowt but it.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:13,
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There's nothing like leaving some poor lad tied to a tree by his tie.
wearing nowt but it.
i went to a bad taste party a few years ago
there was a couple there who were paula yates
and michael hutchence.
he had a belt round his beck and she had a doll
with a syringe stuck in its arm.
me and my g/f at the time went as foot and mouth disease
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:18,
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and michael hutchence.
he had a belt round his beck and she had a doll
with a syringe stuck in its arm.
me and my g/f at the time went as foot and mouth disease
not this again
I only went to his hotel room to ask for an autograph. How many more times!
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07,
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OK, WE GOT A HUTCHENCE SITUATION HERE FOLKS
NOBODY SLAM THE DOOR.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:14,
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Were you staring? Dribbling?
Standing on your head? Running with a rucksack? What?! I must know!
/Too much caffeine blog
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02,
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/Too much caffeine blog
I walked past him
(I remember this so well) wearing a suit- he was getting into his car with a baguette and I smiled at him. In the same way I smile at everyone I walk past.
I did have bright scarlet red hair....
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05,
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I did have bright scarlet red hair....
Dirty, dirty bitch.
You can have him, actually, he's not my type. I haven't wanted to shag a blue peter presenter since that nice lad Simon Thomas.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:12,
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For some reason
I initially read that as burying bread. I did wonder why he was looking at you suspiciously instead of the other way round.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05,
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Maybe if we created Mick Huqnall
Everyone would be weirded out.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:59,
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If I'm honest, having never watched Blue Peter since the days of Janet Ellis an Co.
I have no idea who she is...
/ahhh Janet Ellis... *rubs knees*
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:09,
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/ahhh Janet Ellis... *rubs knees*
i used to go to a drama club with her
about 16 years ago
/randomly enough blog
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:11,
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/randomly enough blog
I'm Jake the Peg diddle iddle iddle um
With my extra ******** diddle iddle um
And also I got popular when came the time for *******
They used to roll my trousers up and use me for the ********
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:50,
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And also I got popular when came the time for *******
They used to roll my trousers up and use me for the ********
hahahaha, I had NO idea that existed
and now that I know it does, I realise there is no hope for the future of mankind
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:14,
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I stepped on his ****** as he ran past
we stopped, faced each other, and long story short we have the same sized ******
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:53,
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Rudolf the red ******** reindeer
Had a very shiny ******
And if you ever ****** it
You could even say it glows!
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:55,
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And if you ever ****** it
You could even say it glows!
Difficult one
Unfortunately she's dead but I'd have to say Linda Smith.
Or Jeremy Hardy if dead people aren't allowed.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00,
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Or Jeremy Hardy if dead people aren't allowed.
Stephen Fry ftw
My favourite of his? 'Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan'
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01,
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that bloke
is as funny as fuck. I've been to see recordings of Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation a couple of times. Hilarious.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:04,
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I get to see him in ISIHAC in September!
*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08,
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Yaaayy!
Are they doing another series in September? Dammit! I've been let down by their mailing list again!
Grrrr!
Oh well. I shall continue with my plan to try to hassle their producer into letting me write a line or two of Humph's script.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:12,
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Grrrr!
Oh well. I shall continue with my plan to try to hassle their producer into letting me write a line or two of Humph's script.
They're doing a tour that won't go on radio
I'm not sure I can maintain this level of glee till September!
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22,
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Probably the best Radio 4* comedy ever.
www.isihac.co.uk/
* and therefore best anything comedy ever
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02,
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* and therefore best anything comedy ever
I think we have had this conversation before
I think gronkpan said he never listened to the radio
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:04,
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I think you might be right, given that I don't listen to the radio.
Then again, I'm in the wrong country to pick up on those shows so it wouldn't really matter.
Let's just get back to Mick Hucknall.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:11,
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Let's just get back to Mick Hucknall.
Good man
the listen again on the Radio 4 website will help too.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39,
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It's not bad for 1955, I might have to check out something more recent though.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:42,
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I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
it is a long running radio 4 comedy programme which bills itself as 'the antidote to panel games' and is genuinely fucking hilarious, and incredibly risqué for lunch times on radio 4.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:06,
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It'll be ***** this christmas,
****** and cold
It'll be ****** this christmas
without you to *******
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:58,
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It'll be ****** this christmas
without you to *******
CaN'T TYyPe WhILsT FwAPPinG
*Prints*
*goes upstairs for a while*
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:49,
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*goes upstairs for a while*