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# THERE ARE WAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I knew someone would think of that
I'm just scared that I did too...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# what - with the plastic bag and the gaffer tape?
I thought it was just me that did that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ah, no, that's really just you
*thinks*
O_O
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# *checks for gaffer tape*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Careful
you don't want a Hutchence Situation on your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# You'd need a belt as well for that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# or the handle of a carrier bag.
But a belt is better- although a tie is best, for some reason.

Actually forget all of that. Need a belt for what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# A belt works quite well cos it's quick release
Unless you don't want to release them of course.


Yes, I'm sorry, need a belt for what? I don't know, not sweet little me, no....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I like ties.
I have a thing about them. especially school ties.

There's nothing like leaving some poor lad tied to a tree by his tie.

wearing nowt but it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# i went to a bad taste party a few years ago
there was a couple there who were paula yates
and michael hutchence.
he had a belt round his beck and she had a doll
with a syringe stuck in its arm.
me and my g/f at the time went as foot and mouth disease
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# not this again
I only went to his hotel room to ask for an autograph. How many more times!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# UNTIL YOU GIVE ME THE POLAROIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# You'd need a coke bottle in the arse for that to happen
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Like I go anywhere without one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# OK, WE GOT A HUTCHENCE SITUATION HERE FOLKS
NOBODY SLAM THE DOOR.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# look, if I tense and untense it wags like a tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# You should use a ponyplug for that.
SWISH, SWISH!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)