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# 'cock-stock'
arf!

reminds me, I REALLY need a shower :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# pfft
I mean, "ewww"
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# do you have crusty patches?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# see below
She spent the weekend shaggin' some (lucky) bloke with a pipe and a beard. (So she claims - it wasn't me so I can't vouch...)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# ^this
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Not that I'm complaining!
Anytime a clean-shaven guy like me can get a birthday SMOOOSH is a good time in my book!

Can we pretend it's my birthday again?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# *smoooosh!*
*falls back onto settee*
sorry Heff, thass yer lot - I am absolutely knackered. For some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Hm, go figure!
Can't see why you'd be so exhausted today.

Uh oh - the Sarcasm-O-Meter just went off the charts!

Oh, and I think I'm all dizzy from smoooshing again! If I paste my hedgehog to my chin, would that be enough like a beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# We could try it ....
... but seriously, I need a thorough wash and a good night's sleep before I can even begin to contemplate experimental hedgehog smooshing
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Is it still in the experimental phase?
I can't honestly believe nobody's thought to go to such extremes for your top-drawer smooooshings!

But do enjoy your washings and sleepings, Debbil-dahling!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# i use mine to rest it on when fully erect
or i fall forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# is Andrew McD based on your cock?
have you had a Prince Albert accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# stop looking at me in the showers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# donut-headed fish-cock
that is just so wrong ......




..... yet strangely intriguing .......
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# impressive
or a total lie. Either way...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)