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# no real reason..........


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Woo!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Heh!
It's a deal, it's a steal- it's the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it. BUCKAAARK!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# "jesus christ! you could choke a dozen donkeys on that!"

"the price is still two hundred quid"

"not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket it's not!"

my favourite part of the film
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Sting is such a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I fully endorse this reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# 'cock-stock'
arf!

reminds me, I REALLY need a shower :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# pfft
I mean, "ewww"
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# do you have crusty patches?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# see below
She spent the weekend shaggin' some (lucky) bloke with a pipe and a beard. (So she claims - it wasn't me so I can't vouch...)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# ^this
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Not that I'm complaining!
Anytime a clean-shaven guy like me can get a birthday SMOOOSH is a good time in my book!

Can we pretend it's my birthday again?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# *smoooosh!*
*falls back onto settee*
sorry Heff, thass yer lot - I am absolutely knackered. For some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Hm, go figure!
Can't see why you'd be so exhausted today.

Uh oh - the Sarcasm-O-Meter just went off the charts!

Oh, and I think I'm all dizzy from smoooshing again! If I paste my hedgehog to my chin, would that be enough like a beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# We could try it ....
... but seriously, I need a thorough wash and a good night's sleep before I can even begin to contemplate experimental hedgehog smooshing
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Is it still in the experimental phase?
I can't honestly believe nobody's thought to go to such extremes for your top-drawer smooooshings!

But do enjoy your washings and sleepings, Debbil-dahling!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# i use mine to rest it on when fully erect
or i fall forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# is Andrew McD based on your cock?
have you had a Prince Albert accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# stop looking at me in the showers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# donut-headed fish-cock
that is just so wrong ......




..... yet strangely intriguing .......
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# impressive
or a total lie. Either way...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# mmmm
i like oxo.
in a cup 3 cubes, hot water, some bread for dippin', job's a good 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# christ...........
isn't it beef flavoured salt?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# as long as it's meat flavoured i'm ok!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# ah lock stock,
the most punnable of all movie titles...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)