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# point of order:
the urethra is not that far into the 'mimsy' region and may not be sufficiently plugged by this product.
I cannot endorse it.

edit: terribly sorry: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# yeah, ^this a bit
I fail to see how this product would work and furthermore I believe the post demonstrates a lack of familiarity with the female anatomy on the part of the poster and thusly I shall now commence taking the piss (do you see what i did there?!)
'ha ha virgin ha ha'*

I now feel my reply is complete, thank you all for listening.

*Please to all be aware that I do, in fact know nothing whatsoever of the gender or sexual experience of this poster and do not intend to imply any knowledge of this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Do you feel all better now?

Now, this afternoon I'd like you all to imagine the most bizarre colour you can. Let's see if it comes to life.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# that'd be ace if it did.
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# octarine?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)