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# Advertisment
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Now hold on a minute.
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *holds*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# OK let go, it's bruising.
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Stick them up your fetid mimsy!


edit: Now I'm no gynaecologist, but I'm not sure that'd stop the piss drips.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# mmmmm, its ripe.
'lo Wheelybird.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Hello. Mr. are the lemon.

How's your "wonderful world of facial expressions theme park" coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I remember that from somewhere
but I cannot say where. Did I claim to be making one? If so I was probably drunk and lied.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# You're missing an 'l' in your signature-blast.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Well spotted that man.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I say
Made me grin like a monkey on crack for a few seconds.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Coming up: More b3ta after these messages.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *winces*
Edit: Crivens, shrink it a little can't you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# point of order:
the urethra is not that far into the "mimsy" region and may not be sufficiently plugged by this product.
I cannot endorse it.

edit: terribly sorry: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# yeah, ^this a bit
I fail to see how this product would work and furthermore I believe the post demonstrates a lack of familiarity with the female anatomy on the part of the poster and thusly I shall now commence taking the piss (do you see what i did there?!)
'ha ha virgin ha ha'*

I now feel my reply is complete, thank you all for listening.

*Please to all be aware that I do, in fact know nothing whatsoever of the gender or sexual experience of this poster and do not intend to imply any knowledge of this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Do you feel all better now?

Now, this afternoon I'd like you all to imagine the most bizarre colour you can. Let's see if it comes to life.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# that'd be ace if it did.
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# octarine?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Pfft nice!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Crikey!
I thought ladies weed from their foo-foo, not their mimsy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# The ones I know
wee more out their eyes.

Silly cry-y girls!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *considers sending Hood-butter a book on anatomy*
*changes mind and considers sending Hood-butter a book on optimisation and file formats*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)