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# I'm afraid
the rathergood guru service has drowned in a flood of email (infact various aspects of rathergood are drowned). However, I'm sure if you made it clear that the question was from a 'special' person and a matter of honour then the guru could be roused again. Maybe you could repeat the question?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 17 Nov 2001, 19:08, archived)
# Certainly O wise Guru
My questions were:

1) Why do we have eyebrows? It seems to me a totally random place to have hair.

2) Why are women obsessed with dancing? I just don't get it?

also, are the Guru and the Crab Of Ineffable Wisdom one and the same?
(thellama73, Sat 17 Nov 2001, 19:12, archived)
# not sure about the dancing thing but....
i was once told that we have eyebrows to stop sweat getting in our eyes while hunting prey. Seemed like a pretty good idea at the time so i guess that could be why ?!?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 17 Nov 2001, 19:32, archived)
# My answers
1. if we didn't have eyebrows we wouldn't be able to recognise Roger Moore.
2. dancing is a good excuse to grope men. And vice versa. Also men who dance well are alledgedly also good in bed. Nicey is a very good dancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 18 Nov 2001, 2:58, archived)
# But...
what if I don't like groping men?
(Kimbo, Sun 18 Nov 2001, 3:14, archived)
# Grope a woman then.
Or a small furry animal if you're that way inclined. Although this is illegal in some countries so be carefull...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 18 Nov 2001, 3:31, archived)
# No...
if that were true then MEN would be obsessed with dancing. The only men I've met who dance only do it to appease their women.
(thellama73, Sun 18 Nov 2001, 9:50, archived)
# I beg to differ
Moving to a beat is a very primal basic instinct - hence its presence in primitive tribes and in small children. It is only lost when people become inhibited with age. In my humble opinion those who don't dance are repressed and need to listen to the inner child..
Am I going on a bit? Sorry..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 18 Nov 2001, 10:22, archived)
# Maybe moving to a beat is primal
but I was referring to the kind of dancing that requires you to learn steps and practice constantly before you look decent. That doesn't seem natural to me.
(thellama73, Sun 18 Nov 2001, 11:31, archived)
# You mean like that ciroc stuff?
And ballroom dancing and stuff? Sorry. Don't know much about that. I agree learning steps is not necessarily a good thing though. Just doing it is best.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 18 Nov 2001, 11:51, archived)
# Okay, then why do we have
Roger Moore?
(Shoehorn, Sun 18 Nov 2001, 14:43, archived)
# because of
this
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 18 Nov 2001, 16:41, archived)