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# I got bored the other day and hung some pictures of Tom Selleck around the office (among other people)
All the Tom Selleck pictures went missing, and I caught one of the older ladies trying to sneak them out of the office.

She could steal shitloads of expensive wine, but no. It's the downloaded printouts of Tom Selleck she wanted.

I gave her a hug.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# get her
this

she'll do tricks for you
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I'm really not sure I'd want a used copy
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# haha
Mrs GS has one - it's pristine
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# is it laminated?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# haha
"My mate is so tight - he laminates his porn mags!"
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# your mate eh?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I have a mate
why wouldn't I have a mate?

Are saying I've got no mates?

RIGHT ME AND MY MATES ARE GONNA COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK YOUR DOG!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# good luck finding me!!
i'm moving saturday!!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# do you have a dog though?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I can't say I want that to happen.
A gay guy recently came up to me and said "She looks like Dennis Hopper with big tits".

I have to agree.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)