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# My best work yet...

it finally happened. My hummus stash got busted by the fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# christ
this appeared just as I was taking a drink of cheap fizzy crap!

I nearly spat the lot out

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *tubgirls*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *on parade*
*on the fucking 4th of july!*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahhhhhahahaha!
Tom Selleck is one of my many many gods.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I got bored the other day and hung some pictures of Tom Selleck around the office (among other people)
All the Tom Selleck pictures went missing, and I caught one of the older ladies trying to sneak them out of the office.

She could steal shitloads of expensive wine, but no. It's the downloaded printouts of Tom Selleck she wanted.

I gave her a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# get her
this

she'll do tricks for you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I'm really not sure I'd want a used copy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# haha
Mrs GS has one - it's pristine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# is it laminated?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# haha
"My mate is so tight - he laminates his porn mags!"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# your mate eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I have a mate
why wouldn't I have a mate?

Are saying I've got no mates?

RIGHT ME AND MY MATES ARE GONNA COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK YOUR DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# good luck finding me!!
i'm moving saturday!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# do you have a dog though?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I can't say I want that to happen.
A gay guy recently came up to me and said "She looks like Dennis Hopper with big tits".

I have to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Can we get some sort of pun police in here, stat?
(MadGutters Now what?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# 'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# now that's a tache!
*envies*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Ha!
class
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha
this is probably the best Selleck picture I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# (*^_^*)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# great!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# That's one of my all time favourite posts


My favourite was the "Lethal Weapon meets Passion of the Christ" one, don't remember who did it though
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# awesome
absolutely awesome.
(ScrewYouHippy, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# frickin' hell Dammers
you REALLY are on fire

or do you have a team of hamsters?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# carefully trained,
hermetically sealed lemurs ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Opus 40 songs
:D

and i suddenly have the urge to vote Hillary...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sudw4ghVe8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eafterellen%2Ecom%2Fblwe%2F07%2D06%2D2007%3Fpage%3D0%252C1
whoah, that's a long ol' linky poos
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# constipated?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# too much fibre
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahaha *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Gah
this took me too long
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# it was only you posting that that made me make the effort
and now my gland hurts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *soothes*
sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# christ
I thought they were limes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Fear my lack of paintmashing skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# super-lol for some reason
heheh

I was all caught up in how the one on the right looks to be sort of concave etc etc and then the reality of the situation spanged me right in the kisser hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I seem to remember there
being a bit of a lack of decent pea source pics that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# hehe
it's not a criticism, it's a tedious blow-by-blow account of my denseness and resulting uber-pun-spang

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Also class!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Needs more large bottle of suppuration
*gag*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *ball gags*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# MmmmmFfFFFffffffmmmMMMMffffNnnnnnnngggggggfF!!!!!
Gnnnnnnnng!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# why yes,
shaving does make it look bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# no it doesn't!
err I mean, I wouldn't know because I have an enormous one and have no need for such trickery *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# is that a cucumber?.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# yes, why?
doesn't everyone have a cucumber there?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# MmmmmFfFFFffffffmmmMMMMffffNnnnnnnngggggggfF!!!!!
MmmmmFfFFFffffffmmmMMMMffffN!!?
Gfffffmmmmmg!!!!


*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Why has Burt Reynolds got a giant choc ice?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# and one more for bad measure...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Oh, good god
*dies on the inside*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Jesus
HOW MANY Magnum pun pics?!!!


*needs a lie down*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Oh how I love teh magnum!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# muwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)