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# Morecambe and CUNT
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Two weeks...
...in Morecombe with Dennis Wise...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# He smashed up the Blue Peter garden a few years ago*
*may just be urban myth
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# wasnt that.....
Les Ferdinand?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Partners in crime
and I dont mean the band that sang "Turtle Power" in 1990.

or do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# kryme
'cos they were gangsta
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Tee yew arr tee ell ee POWER!!!
and then the song turns into "The Addams Family" by MC Hammer (in my head that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# and the dead fella
Raul whatshischops (M Bison in SF (avec le Kylie Minogue sans popularity)) has to 'fence' with MC Hammer, but its so slow because MC Hammer is shit (at fencing, and lots of other things i assume).

Ahhhh a lost childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)