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# Pun alert...!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# it's football
so I don't get it! LOL!

also, I took a nice pic of the sunset last night
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# BBC in Avril Lavigne CDC Shocker
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6287640.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# 'Sk8er Boi,'? for FUCK'S SAKE!
she deserves to die, painfully
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Oh yes.
In many ways.

Misspelling of that ilk is so uncalled for it's not even something I should be saying.


She annoys the shit out of me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# A girl I was going out with sang that song to me once.
The irony being that I wasn't good enough for her, but now I'm a superstar.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# And you're talking to me.
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *sidesteps*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# DAMN RIGHT.
And I have to be up in 5 hours.

*Passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# i don't getthat song anyway
he was a skater boy loser, she was posh

now she's happy with a husband and kid, and he's only just got a taste of fame as some one hit wonder indie twat

and all her mates think she's fucked up somehow
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# She is, look at the way her hair falls off her head.
It's like she's got a roof or something. There's something very wrong with that cunty little canuck cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Just won "Best Canadian Artist"
So she beat:
Celine Dion
Shania Twain
Brian Adams
um...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# alanis morrisette
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Don't you swear at me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I'd take
Rush or Triumph over her anyday.

Of course I'd also take a fork in the eye over her anyday too.

Musically, of course. A roll in the hay is still on the table.
(Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# hehe
bet it's one of many

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Decide for yourself....
Avril Levigne - Girlfriend:

students.olin.edu/2009/kbretney/music/Girlfriend.mp3

The Rubinoos - I want to be your Boyfriend:

audio.notlame.com/sounds03/cdrubi705.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I'm with the Rubinoos
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# The chorus
is rather similar isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I want to see the nice pic of the sunset you took last night.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I second that motion
And then I mop it up
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I third it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# ok it's crap really
generic sunset

fiddling about with a found quickcam as I don't yet have a digicam and my phone is kaput
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Awwwwwww, tis lully!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# only lasted a few minutes
and then it faded away
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# i've got a really good photo of a sunset somewhere on my computer
but it just looks like all other photos of sunsets
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# they all do really
plus quickcam + jpeg is too shite to show it properly anyway, it was much brighter than that

so I'll have to save up for a HDR cam :D

I'll add that to the list of shit I'm not going to own ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I dunno
If you can get something in the foreground...
www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/102748215/
and that was with a crappy 3.2mp job
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I deliberately didn't want the shite council houses in it
I'll get a cam and do some stuff near some greener bits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# flickr?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# nice sunsets
:D

what's with the dude spamming "JOIN MY gROUP!!!"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Lord only knows. A bit sad really.
No, I meant do you have an account to stick yer picks in?
Ooh no Missus, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# barely have any photos actually
and I'm not on flickr yet

I should sort out the phone ones, but being phone ones they are of course, completely noise laden contrast free shitfests
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I assume that is Morecombe, and he is called Wise...
So I deduce its "The smell of Reeves & Mortimer"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I have no idea about the pun, but as a non-football fan I'm quite pleased that I recognised Dennis Wise*...
* Who I've always thought looks a bit like Dan Spitz from Anthrax.


*checks filename*

D'oh!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# its ok dad....
*pats shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Yo Kenneth!
How do!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I'm all of teh splendid, ta very much for asking!
I'm going to my second-favourite b3tan's house tonight for salmon some sort of fish dish.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# SECOND favourite!?
I'll kill that fecking Mictoboy . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Second?
BT plus?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# ahem!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# O_o
Hover over the line about going to my second-favourite b3tan's house...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Sir David!
*curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# G'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Sir Dave!
Have you seen Laird Dave's drawing yet? He posted it last night to tumultuous applause. I think you'll like it - he got your better half in there too!

Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I have and I have replied to the thread, in highly favourable terms
in highly favourable termsand I have also sent the good Laird a complimentary gaz thanks


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Pier-bloke
to the rescue!!!

?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# you want to touch me
*peer pressures*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# must..resist...urge...to....
oh fuck it, REPOST!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Morecambe and CUNT
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Two weeks...
...in Morecombe with Dennis Wise...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# He smashed up the Blue Peter garden a few years ago*
*may just be urban myth
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# wasnt that.....
Les Ferdinand?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Partners in crime
and I dont mean the band that sang "Turtle Power" in 1990.

or do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# kryme
'cos they were gangsta
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Tee yew arr tee ell ee POWER!!!
and then the song turns into "The Addams Family" by MC Hammer (in my head that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# and the dead fella
Raul whatshischops (M Bison in SF (avec le Kylie Minogue sans popularity)) has to 'fence' with MC Hammer, but its so slow because MC Hammer is shit (at fencing, and lots of other things i assume).

Ahhhh a lost childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Housecliff Chav.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Ho ho!


it seams most odd...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Seaside footballer?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)