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# I have to go to a meeting now with that image in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Of me feeling funny, or of kitten fur against your nuts?
Or maybe me gently rubbing kittens against Aphex's nuts and feeling funny perhaps?

o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# i don't think you can rub kittens
against anything gently

better to just skin them, then rub their furry pelt against my nuts

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Course you can
You've not been trying!
The really little ones don't put up much of a fight.

A kitten did suck my nipple once. Completely of it's own volition, I might add, and not for very long because it fucking hurt. Teeth like needles!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# only cos it hurt?
not cos it's fucking wrong!

also kittens can't retract their claws.
i don't really fancy a shredded scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Oh yeah, that too
the wrongness

*nods*

yeah, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# o_O
*reservations*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Pffft
Wish I'd never mentioned it now!

Of course it grossed me right out. And it fucking hurt. But the bloody thing just did it. You know how it is, you're all snuggled up in bed with a sweet little kitten and something wholy inappropriate occurs.
I refuse to be judged on the basis of this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)