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# no one else is surprised or amused
you rancid twunt
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# post whore
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# thread bitch
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *fetches the giant buterfly net and the special jacket*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# you'll never catch us
*sits down cross legged on the floor and cries into a bucket of stale mead*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# *sidles over*
hey prof!

*strokes beard*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *looks up bleary eyed*
*mystically transforms into a small bearded orphan David Bowie*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *fears*
*sexes anyway*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *background metls away to reveal capcity crowd wembly stadium*
*music starts up*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# *the beatsie boys run on stage and jump around us in large circles blurting out words and insults*
I got the RUMPUM Selcta narf narf MINCE driving a TRACTOR riverbed FLEAS!

NEW GALIXEE
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *Mike D accidently trips up The King Ad-Rock who falls to the floor and in a fit of rage throws his mic at Mike*
*there's a loud pop transmitted through the speakers and Mike D turns to face the crowd with the mic embedded deep in his forhead just before kealing over dead*
*as Mike D hits the floor his body is transformed into a million tiny diamonds which hit the flooor and scatter across the stage*
*MCA gets down on his hands and knees and begins to snort the diamonds from the stage while mournfully weeping*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)