
*sits down cross legged on the floor and cries into a bucket of stale mead*
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Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:14,
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*mystically transforms into a small bearded orphan David Bowie*
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Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:22,
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*music starts up*
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Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31,
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I got the RUMPUM Selcta narf narf MINCE driving a TRACTOR riverbed FLEAS!
NEW GALIXEE
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Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:41,
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NEW GALIXEE

*there's a loud pop transmitted through the speakers and Mike D turns to face the crowd with the mic embedded deep in his forhead just before kealing over dead*
*as Mike D hits the floor his body is transformed into a million tiny diamonds which hit the flooor and scatter across the stage*
*MCA gets down on his hands and knees and begins to snort the diamonds from the stage while mournfully weeping*
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Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:49,
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*as Mike D hits the floor his body is transformed into a million tiny diamonds which hit the flooor and scatter across the stage*
*MCA gets down on his hands and knees and begins to snort the diamonds from the stage while mournfully weeping*