HA!
Like the old joke. WHy do women wear make up and perfume?
Coz they're ugly and they smell.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00,
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I don't use much of either...
and I don't really know why I decided to write that, but *shrugs*
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this week i am mostly - medicated,
Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:03,
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I just happen to have some of that here...

There you go.
(the joke was the reason behind these pathetic attempts :) )
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Woodgie is back, but for how long?,
Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:16,
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