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# My boy is seven and I've never told him a lie about anything he's ever asked me (so far)
That means he's never believed in a father christmas, easter bunny, tooth fairy since age 2/3.

I think the toughest so far has been 'where do babies come from' He knows I'll always tell him the truth now, no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# good man
hiding things, or "lying" just makes it harder to explain later.
Which, hypocritically is what parents tell their children about lying too!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# I think you'll make a good dad
especially with the whole love of comic books and such. :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# daddy,
this boy at school called me a 'felcher'. what does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# It's a crude word son that he probably heard from someone else and is repeating it because it will make people laugh.
If he wants to be the class clown, then let him. We'll throw him a few coins when he's begging on a street corner.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I asked my dad what "wank" meant when I was 7
he sent me to my room for the rest of the day.

Edit: An older boy also asked if I knew what a "prostitute" was. I proudly said that I did: "The opposite of a catholic"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# ...to wank?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# wank is a crude word for masturbation.
and we've already discussed what masturbation is, right?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# it's the irish bloke who invented harbours isn't it?
and it's spelt masterbaysean
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)