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# with precious jewels?
Maybe semen is like sap. And after millions of years, there'll be milky white amber?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# well'if he rubs his family jewels on it, they'll eventually get stuck
so I guess yes.

Diamonds are indeed made of dinosaur spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I'm wearing the petrified remains of some pterodactyl's population yoghurt on my ring finger?
Cool...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)
# what you do in your free time
is none of my business


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# unless I decide to....purchase your wares.
And you wares happened to be crosswords or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# or something
that's what I deal in.
It's 30£ a yard fresh and 45£ if you want it with additional chromed rims.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# What if I want it to cry when I smack it on the forehead with my genitals?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I don't have it in stock
but I can give you a David Hasselhoff Greatest Hits CD to play along. It just sounds the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# FABULOSO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# MELT IT DOWN!!
We could make real pterodactyls out of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# with bugs stuck in it?
eww.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Mmmm Jeff Goldblum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)