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# this took me fucking ages so you better like it


Click for bugger bigger.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# or?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# i'll cry
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# awh :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I'm the King!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# haha!
Well I like it.

Sir. [edit- you may be a miss. I have no idea.]

*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# woo!
*hugs*

is it bad that autocomplete fills in 'woo!' for my subject?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# That just means you're nice.
Mine is inevitably something horny or sarcastic.

I'm like the female Randall. (Clerks, not....erm.... I can't think of another one)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# and Hopkirk (deceased)
there's one.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# *points* good thinking, batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)
# btw
for your sig
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent!

In true 'the Captain has shit taste in TV' style, I'm currently looking into buying a Torchwood t shirt.

I know, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# at least get a doctor who one
gah.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Fuck Doctor Who.
Fuck it in it's shitty arse. I'm having nothing to do with Catherine BASTARD Tate.

However I do quite like Torchwood, and john Barrowman's well fit. And bloody gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# fair point about catherine tate
John Simm was good though.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I didn't see that one.
To be fair, I've only seen Blink out of this new lot.

That was good, but I heard the rest were shit.

And I don't go near the Tate Beast on principle. Her or Karen Taylor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Catherine Tate will be officially terrible
I'm very concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# You should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# *wail*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Flagg?
.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# I have no idea what to say to this.
Er..... Polle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Randall Flagg
from The Stand.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# The book?
I've never read it. I've read minimal Stephen King.

I've read loads of Patricia Cornwell books. Apparently they're what mums read.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# I thought mums read Mills & Boon
soft porn for housewives.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# I collect porn.
So I'm a bit too far gone for mills and boon really. It's like warning Robert Englund that the Babar book he's just bought might be a bit upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# A laydee?
On the Interwebs? Wha-huh? *implodes*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I'm one of them modern women.
TechnoJOY!

Well, as long as you plug it all in for me. I can't be doing with knowing what wire's for what.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# why not wanking instead ?
shorter and funnier
(I helped save b3ta! i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# because otherwise there would be no b3ta
and your screen would be encrusted
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# with precious jewels?
Maybe semen is like sap. And after millions of years, there'll be milky white amber?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# well'if he rubs his family jewels on it, they'll eventually get stuck
so I guess yes.

Diamonds are indeed made of dinosaur spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I'm wearing the petrified remains of some pterodactyl's population yoghurt on my ring finger?
Cool...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)
# what you do in your free time
is none of my business


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# unless I decide to....purchase your wares.
And you wares happened to be crosswords or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# or something
that's what I deal in.
It's 30£ a yard fresh and 45£ if you want it with additional chromed rims.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# What if I want it to cry when I smack it on the forehead with my genitals?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I don't have it in stock
but I can give you a David Hasselhoff Greatest Hits CD to play along. It just sounds the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# FABULOSO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# MELT IT DOWN!!
We could make real pterodactyls out of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# with bugs stuck in it?
eww.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Mmmm Jeff Goldblum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# stil ain't no b3ta there
no fluff
no humous
no fast
no dirty
argh !
(I helped save b3ta! i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# I reckon you are looking for this kind of humour
b3ta.com/board/7426686
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT AGAIN !
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Mwaahahahahahha
mwahahahha hahahahahhaha
*dies happily*

goes to heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# *violates your corpse*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)
# *feels violated*
*files complaint*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Complaint to who?
You're dead, dammit! DEAD!

Unless you're a zombie...
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# *goes for brains*
Brains... Brains...
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# RAaaaaRRRGggGHhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# damn!
not again!

What do zombies eat once the whole town has turned into zombies?

and you should try some blue cheese with that rotting flesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# A: Other zombies.
I don't look like that all the time, just...so you know. :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# thank goodness
it's unhealthy, even for a zombie, to go around with exposed wounds like that.

btw: I like the serie in your profile!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# LOL thank you! Twas a fun night that
And I suppose technically I'm not a zombie in that pic, I did it after finally watching 28 Days Later the other night after however fucking long.

OH NOES I HAS TEH RAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# I haven't seen it yet
but I want to, it looks like fun
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# It's fucking fantastic
Not your typical oh-look-zombies film.

Gutted now that I didn't see it sooner and then catch 28 Weeks Later while it was still on at the cinema, I only ignored it because I hadn't seen the first one.

Oh well. There's always DVD...
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# I live in fucking germany
and they dub every movie. so I always have to wait for stuff to come out in DVD (or get an ovedose when I'm abroad, like I'm doing now)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# I hate hate hate dubbing
Subtitles all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# sorry, just those words.
Fluff, hummus, fast, dirty.....

I'm seeing mental images of shagging some 50 year old greek restraunter.

I've never done that, of course. But you see where I'm going with this.

By juddering fuck I'm stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# *raids google image search*
back in ten.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# there used to be funny things here
before arty illustrator shit and 2 hours photoshoping poor jokes
(I helped save b3ta! i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# you dont have to cry because someone made a joke you dont like
do what everyone else does, just yell HAMTOUCHER and wait for someone to post something new

so you can repeat the process, ad infinitum
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# ain't about this joke
it's about this whole board turning to shit.

this is a good reason for crying.
(I helped save b3ta! i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# i actually like a lot of the arty stuff on here
usually the vectors people post are fabtastic. If you just want toilet humor and the the odd amusing picture, go to Fark or something.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# HAHA!
top marks for effort and execution ; )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)
# oof
puntastic
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Superb
'tis now my desktop background...
(Umeeksk subtext? what subtext?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)