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# stil ain't no b3ta there
no fluff
no humous
no fast
no dirty
argh !
(I helped save b3ta! i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# I reckon you are looking for this kind of humour
b3ta.com/board/7426686
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT AGAIN !
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Mwaahahahahahha
mwahahahha hahahahahhaha
*dies happily*

goes to heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# *violates your corpse*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)
# *feels violated*
*files complaint*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Complaint to who?
You're dead, dammit! DEAD!

Unless you're a zombie...
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# *goes for brains*
Brains... Brains...
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# RAaaaaRRRGggGHhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# damn!
not again!

What do zombies eat once the whole town has turned into zombies?

and you should try some blue cheese with that rotting flesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# A: Other zombies.
I don't look like that all the time, just...so you know. :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# thank goodness
it's unhealthy, even for a zombie, to go around with exposed wounds like that.

btw: I like the serie in your profile!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# LOL thank you! Twas a fun night that
And I suppose technically I'm not a zombie in that pic, I did it after finally watching 28 Days Later the other night after however fucking long.

OH NOES I HAS TEH RAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# I haven't seen it yet
but I want to, it looks like fun
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# It's fucking fantastic
Not your typical oh-look-zombies film.

Gutted now that I didn't see it sooner and then catch 28 Weeks Later while it was still on at the cinema, I only ignored it because I hadn't seen the first one.

Oh well. There's always DVD...
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# I live in fucking germany
and they dub every movie. so I always have to wait for stuff to come out in DVD (or get an ovedose when I'm abroad, like I'm doing now)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# I hate hate hate dubbing
Subtitles all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# sorry, just those words.
Fluff, hummus, fast, dirty.....

I'm seeing mental images of shagging some 50 year old greek restraunter.

I've never done that, of course. But you see where I'm going with this.

By juddering fuck I'm stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# *raids google image search*
back in ten.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# there used to be funny things here
before arty illustrator shit and 2 hours photoshoping poor jokes
(I helped save b3ta! i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# you dont have to cry because someone made a joke you dont like
do what everyone else does, just yell HAMTOUCHER and wait for someone to post something new

so you can repeat the process, ad infinitum
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# ain't about this joke
it's about this whole board turning to shit.

this is a good reason for crying.
(I helped save b3ta! i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# i actually like a lot of the arty stuff on here
usually the vectors people post are fabtastic. If you just want toilet humor and the the odd amusing picture, go to Fark or something.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)