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# that look says
oh yeah, i stayed out all night.
and i got a shag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# hmm..
smug?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# unbelievably so.
just look at him, you can tell he's got a dirty little secret
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# well,
since i'm his father i might let it rain out of him later
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# daddy cloud?
was his mother an airhead?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# nah,
global heating
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# global warming is allegedly a myth
therefore, his mother doesn't exist. which means you gave birth to him yourself.


HERMAPHRODITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# :O
*checks genitals*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# ;)
both of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# there was only one
: |
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# i'd check mine
but i'd have to stand on a mirror...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# hmm..
if you stand over it you might be able to actually see something
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# last time i did that
all i could think about was going potholing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# is that something golf related?
or something naughty?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# no
it's climbing down a rope into underground caves to explore them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# somehow that also seems naughty
but english is not my native language so i'm naturally excused
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# you still speak better english
than most of the people i live near and they're english, born and raised.
it's not dirty. if it was, i'd do it a lot more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# so,
what is it you do with that pasta?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you asked just as i changed my sig! i had hardly any food in last night, but i managed to make a delicious meal out of pasta, stock cubes, mushroom cup-a-soup and leftover chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# hardly any food?
i just had some oats with milk & sugar
: |
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# eeewww
porridge is rank.
and with that, i'm off to bed before this thread goes critical
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# g'night
then
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# It's definitely
a look of contentedness, isn't it?

I'm wondering if it's a bad thing that you saw a night on the piss / sex, and I decided he had just had a good dump.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# it all depends
on if you find having a dump sexy. i quite enjoy that moment when you really need to drop one and get poo shivers....


i'll get my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# if it's the one with a 100% clean bite
i know exactly what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# too much coffee and red bull
and not enough sleep makes me say things that normally stay on the inside of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# with the same stuff
i usually get these things out of my guts
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# poops?
or something else?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# yeah,
and sometimes a cigarette is the perfect booster in that process
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# that's why
i always have a lighter in my bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# if it's half a cigarette from the day before
the effect is twice as good
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# it's weird, isn't it?
it's like twice the nicotine, half the smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# it's the relativity theory
for plain and unhealthy people
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# i'm the poster child
for unhealthy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# I wouldn't
worry too much. I have posted on boards where people talk of little else.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# i do occasionally talk sense
but i just wait for that feeling to go away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)