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# Read this, then ask yourself the same question. Go with your feeling.
'Books are a vital part of any child's early learning. So let's mess with their little heads and devise the most inappropriate children's books ever.'


(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] New one...
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Beastiality's best!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# mm pig fucking
A fuck and dinner all in one beast
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# A friend of mine worked in an abattoir.
One night he got lifted, whilst drunk, for 'urinating in a public place' and taken down to the sty.

'Occupation?' asks the duty sergeant.
'I kill pigs.'

'Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Ha! I worked in an abattoir when I was 15
I didn't kill pigs but I did give enemas to piles of freshly-removed cow guts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Like it.
Reminds me of the night I was kicked up and down Pearse St station for a few hours. Paid 'em for it too.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)