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# well, it's a crisis
that's what we do in a crisis, make tea

'My God the asteroid is 30 miles wide!'
'I've just made a nice piping hot cup of tea'
'Well, thank fuck, we're fucking saved now eh?'
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Those flood-stricken chaps are just going to have to bathe in tea.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# haha
it's not funny

but I laughed :/

to hull with me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# It's funny 'cos it's not happening to me!
lolz
(beast on toast has xpango=> http://www.xpango.com?ref=90520974, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# if it floods here
the country is mostly an underwater theme park, in all honesty :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Five cups now!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# crikey!
it's a 5 cuppa disaster!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I think to, be fair,
the magnitude of the earth being hit by an asteroid and wiping out life as we know it may require some more than 5 cups of tea.

A whole pot is more what you need.
(el_meerkat, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I'm thinking that it'll be a great (yet final) year for ringtons
should this situation arise

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# quick, call the British Rocket Group!
only they have an Urn big enough!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# the could fire pots of tea at it
thus deflecting it's course insignificantly and having the same net global effect!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)