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# I took the train from Banbury to London yesterday
I would say that a good 30% of the journey was spent looking at fields underwater.

5 years ago I thought that the UK would have 50 years left. I reckon it's down to 25 now.

If the floods don't give us all hepatitis then the arses of society stamping on their neighbours and fighting to be on top of the pile will force most people in to suicide pacts.

\monday morning end is nigh placard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# a little bit of forward planning
when it comes to drainage and everything will
be hunky dory
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# yes, like the government wanting to build loads of new houses on greenbelt flood plains
forward planning in abundance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# i didn't mean forward planning by the government,
they couldn't forward plan bed time.

i just mean go out and dig some drainage ditches.
direct tehm towards people you don't like.
then sit in your dry house pointing and laughing
at all the wet losers
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# :D
I refer the gentleman to my previous statement regarding the collapse of society and decency to your common man.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# ah, i missed that bit first time round
well, get your big boots on then

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *buys shares in water taxi company*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *invents water taxi company*
*sells shares to suckers Dixon*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *unprofits*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *rubs hands together*
*laughs manically*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)