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# Ning peeps.
I witnessed a B3TAn Banjo Duel on Friday.
Dave the Hat vs Chorizowagon.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# 'Ning!
I know asked for it a while ago, but here goes:

The new reality tv show "When Smurfs Go Bad"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Thor swimming in to the office
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha

*glub glub*

have you tried walking in flippers? it's a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Draw some big flood defences
Please
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# I think we need to start raising the country on stilts
flood defences are just setting up walls for giant, rain filled swimming pools that our houses are at the bottom of.

Who'd have thought the apocalypse would be so slow and unpleasant?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# and wet.
It's lovely here :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# so I hear
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be swimming to work next month :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# it's lovely here too
the sun is shining in glasgow
all the weedgies are singing as england slowly sinks

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *gives weedgie*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# thanks
but there's already loads here

=P
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I took the train from Banbury to London yesterday
I would say that a good 30% of the journey was spent looking at fields underwater.

5 years ago I thought that the UK would have 50 years left. I reckon it's down to 25 now.

If the floods don't give us all hepatitis then the arses of society stamping on their neighbours and fighting to be on top of the pile will force most people in to suicide pacts.

\monday morning end is nigh placard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# a little bit of forward planning
when it comes to drainage and everything will
be hunky dory
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# yes, like the government wanting to build loads of new houses on greenbelt flood plains
forward planning in abundance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# i didn't mean forward planning by the government,
they couldn't forward plan bed time.

i just mean go out and dig some drainage ditches.
direct tehm towards people you don't like.
then sit in your dry house pointing and laughing
at all the wet losers
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# :D
I refer the gentleman to my previous statement regarding the collapse of society and decency to your common man.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# ah, i missed that bit first time round
well, get your big boots on then

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *buys shares in water taxi company*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *invents water taxi company*
*sells shares to suckers Dixon*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *unprofits*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *rubs hands together*
*laughs manically*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I command you to
Draw an Attractive Camel.

Go on give it a go...
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
#
with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# and an enlarged pudenda
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# a puppy
being fisted
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# a royal marine green beret commando
working on his garden.
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

my grampa was a royal marine green beret commando
during the second world war and he loved gardening.
he died last week
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Ah bless him
You going to be taking care that the garden doesn't get overrun now, aren't ya? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# he doesn't have a garden now
he stopped doing it a few years ago cos it was too difficult.
he was 83
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# 'ning bawls!!
i was out when you rubbed...
would you mind?...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Only one thing for it...
FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Banjo duel?
By strange co-incidence, I went to see Hayseed Dixie on Saturday night. They do the old duelling banjos thing, too.

I bet Chirozo & Dave's was better, simply for the aesthetics.

Did the weekday regulars see this, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# on a similar note
www.b3ta.com/board/7430126
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# a veil over this whole sorry affair
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I'm pretty jealous of that :)



...*cough*andMonkeyIslandRules*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# JESSIE!
*curls round neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Y'alright Aphex, little fella?
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *purrs*
i'm good, our servers are down due to the flooding
so i have no work to do!

YAY \o/

how's yourself m'lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I'm pretty darn good actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# CW's looks more like a guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# And it was.
But I had to describe it as a 'Banjo Duel' or else I'd have had no excuse to post a Monkey Island clip.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Wassup socialite?
We're settled into our FINE FINE new place now, you can send the kids pictures on now if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Oops!
Still not sent those, have I?
Sorry. Keep forgetting :(
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# herrings
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)