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# Well done.
You win today's 'weakest grasp of 90Nz0' award.

It's most prestigious, but the prize is a crappy plastic trophy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I'm all of the jealous now!
I wanted the crappy plastic trophy, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Hey.
I know all about Gonzo, I've been around here 4 years.
I just wanted to take the opportunity to publicly declare that I don't give a fuck about people who live below sea level getting drowned. Apart from they will put my insurance premiums up again.

You can have my award for " strongest patronisation of a user by assuming that anyone not on /talk 20 hours a day has no clue what is fucking going on "
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Steady on, sunshine.
Are you sure you've got room on your mantlepiece for the Girly Flounce award as well? It's got a marble base with felt to stop it scratching.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Haha. I love the internet.
people say the oddest things. I prefer conversation in pubs. It quickly becomes less arrogant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I find it becomes either
1) "I love you man, Your my best mate you aarrrrrr AAG GOTTA PISS!"

or

2) "You fucking skinny runt I'll fucking kick the fucking cunt out of you"

ah... fun times :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# It's true
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)