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(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I really don't like this picture.
Plenty of people's houses and buisnesses have been ruiened by these floods, and you're taking the mick.

Please take this picture down.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Can we not leave it for long enough to blame it all on the Jews?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I WAS NOWHERE NEAR ANY TAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# You were probably in your secret vault controlling the media and lending money to poor old women.
You would have used the strong arm of the black man to do the actual legwork.

/mixed limb metaphors
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Arse, rumbled.
To the baddielmobile!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Hooray Gonzo is back!
Please limit your annoyingness to /talk,

there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# i think he makes a ver valid point
STOP OPPRESSING HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# yes.
i think anything that may cause offence to anyone should not be posted anywhere on the internet.
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# It's funny
'cos I live at the top of a hill. In 50 years you'll all be drowndeded and my village will be a seaside town.
(spook, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hA HA! YOU'LL STILL BE LIVING IN THE SAME VILLAGE WHEN YOU'RE A VERY VERY OLD VIRGIN!


(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I look forward to the day
So I can scuba to work
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# That's what b3ta is about
Sensitivity in times of need.

BALLS.

B3ta serves a need and tactful humour isn't in the charter.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I just pissed my pants.
" You WHAT? You live on a flood plain? The clue is in the name dickhead"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Well done.
You win today's 'weakest grasp of 90Nz0' award.

It's most prestigious, but the prize is a crappy plastic trophy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I'm all of the jealous now!
I wanted the crappy plastic trophy, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Hey.
I know all about Gonzo, I've been around here 4 years.
I just wanted to take the opportunity to publicly declare that I don't give a fuck about people who live below sea level getting drowned. Apart from they will put my insurance premiums up again.

You can have my award for " strongest patronisation of a user by assuming that anyone not on /talk 20 hours a day has no clue what is fucking going on "
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Steady on, sunshine.
Are you sure you've got room on your mantlepiece for the Girly Flounce award as well? It's got a marble base with felt to stop it scratching.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Haha. I love the internet.
people say the oddest things. I prefer conversation in pubs. It quickly becomes less arrogant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I find it becomes either
1) "I love you man, Your my best mate you aarrrrrr AAG GOTTA PISS!"

or

2) "You fucking skinny runt I'll fucking kick the fucking cunt out of you"

ah... fun times :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# It's true
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# SPeaking as a boat.
I fully approve of this picture, but wish it had more GMoS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# it's all a big sham
i live in gloucester and i haven't been flooded.

i don't have any running water, but i still have power.

media lise i tell you, media lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)