I once got told that I'd 'scrub up ok'.She melted me with that one.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:37,
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I talk like people's grandmas, so I find it hard to be sexy.Case in point- manwife getting ready to go out yersterday.
Me, his wife, the woman he sexes: 'Ooooh, don't you look handsome!'
(Me, his wife, the woman he sexes: 'Ooooh, don't you look handsome!'
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38,
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Did you pinch his cheekand give him a toffee?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40,
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No, I believe I carried on smoking.I can't do long shows of excitement.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42,
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I find those half-hearted compliments nicer than the direct onesI guess I'm just distrustful of flattery.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:39,
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that's because your so greatoh, and you can have your wallet back, there wasn't much in it
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:50,
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That's £3.42 I won't see again in a hurry chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:56,
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