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# Feline grim reaper

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6917113.stm
I bet the yankie health insurance are paying him in catnip and mouse toys
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# *chuckles*
*likes*
*ignores seams*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# when the docs are not looking
he shits down the patient's windpipe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# oh thats just great!!
some old boy see's this cat wandering over and stamps on it!!
'not this time tabby'!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# .........slips in the blood and cracks his head on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# ..............brains fly out and choke some old lady
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# two for the price of one!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# mmm mmmmmm mm mmmm
*starts humming "the circle of life"
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# sounds like a plan.
we need hospital guard dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I bet the old fucks absolutely hate that cat
So he kills them in their sleep. Vicious cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha
'old fucks'
don't know why but that made me lol!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# It's because you work in a 'caring profession'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# i'm not talking to you, you horrible girl!!
*runs away in tears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Shit
I'm going to be in trouble when his folks show up :/

ho hum - in for a penny, in for a pound

*chases*
*molests*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# yeehaw!
i knew you did'nt really think i was grotesque!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# why do you think
she brought the bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# why yes, yes we do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Oh shit.
I just watched the final episode of Birdman.

I actually feel sad now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# apparently dogs can smell cancer
so it's probably that sort of thing.

that or a magic cat, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Only because cancer
coincidentally smells like other dogs arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# or
Shipman reincarnated
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# it's biochemical, not psychic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# that's what I shout at fans of "Most Haunted" and "Crossing over with John Edwards".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# really?
i usually shout
'TURN THAT FUCKING BOLLOCKS OFF!!'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# aah. but you're probably not in the studio at the time like I am...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# i was for a few minutes.
those security guards take things too seriously sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# isn't that just the
ultimate in playing hard to get, like cats do.
Or at the very least they are unlikely to kick you of the bed for a while.
(empty head, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I'd just like to add...
ahahaha! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)