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# Do they work on really hairy parts, or just jam up?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I wouldn't know.
I'm not the hairiest of people.

What you so happy about?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7444908
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Aha!
Well yes, I wouldn't know, I'm afraid. I'm more than happily to epilate a patch of your chest hair next time I see you if you want, then we can see.

*anticipates response*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# oh um well
I'm quite attached to that

You could attempt to epilate my taint if you like? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Oh now there's an idea.
You'll cry, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *tears out a patch and shows you*
Probably not, but I might yell a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# And then what?
Punch me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Nah
I'd start wanking to turn the pain into pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# While I was in the room?
Now this is very important:

maintain eye contact or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# In the room
With eye contact
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# That's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# It is
But now I have "#Eye to eye - contact#" going round in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# The Edwin Starr disco classic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *pink socks*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# argh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# what are you people up to?
Oi! give my talent back!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# *dangles it just out of reach*
*hangs from knees in the rafters and puts HT's talent on* ooooh, stylish
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
office snort
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I get a great image of a pig in a shirt when you say that.
Not that you're piggy. You're very human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# argh!!
it's old man toasty!!
run!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *trips up ivesb for a clean gettaway*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# no, NO!
i can't even change my user name to happy..
AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# NEVAH!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# they do work
but oh god the pain.

even waxing is better.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)