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# I found this cliches kitty
in my ass.

The dildo came afterwards... You understand. I know you do...
(Apocalypse, Wed 1 May 2002, 14:47, archived)
# YOU ARE EVIL!!!!
You sick bastard, I hope you burn in Hell for that (Biblebelt Methodist Cliche #666)
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 1 May 2002, 14:48, archived)
# That
has disturbed me in ways previously unimagined...and I've seen that goat blowjob pic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 May 2002, 14:49, archived)
# seen it?
i POSED for it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 1 May 2002, 14:50, archived)
# Were you
the goat or the...sorry, thats tooo obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 May 2002, 14:54, archived)
# showbiz
secret.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 1 May 2002, 14:55, archived)
# If you're interested...
Its called a Jelly Green Giant, and they love it apparently.
(Apocalypse, Wed 1 May 2002, 14:52, archived)
# Sexcetera
I watched Sexcetera last week and, apparently, women prefer "Jack Rabbit" or "Hitachi Magic Wand"
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 1 May 2002, 14:58, archived)
# Hitachi, eh?
Have you seen the 'Sony, Great Big Wobbly Dildo'?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:02, archived)
# I thought...
It was called Playstation 3
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:04, archived)
# The PS3
is going to double up as a dildo?

Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:25, archived)
# Jelly Green Giants love it?
...gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:04, archived)
# I tell you,
thats thelast time I buy sweetcorn from them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:07, archived)