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# it's not a perm' it's a temporary
Woo yay good ning to all and sundry

this post is brought to you in association with Eden Pork Scratchings, 10% more pig hair than your average scratching! mmmmmmmmm, that's good pork scratching!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# IT IS THE MARK OF A QUALITY SCRATCHING
No hair - no thanks
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# may your first child
be a male child
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# and your loins be girded
with the fruit of a thousand anchovies
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I like anchovies
but this is a whole new level of anchovy loving
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# I hope this doesn't happen
as she is currently a 4 year old girl

It might be a bitter blow to her
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# HA HA HA
well - alright then.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I've heard that some disreputable scratching scratchers
add ginger pubes to try and fool an unsuspecting pubelic into buying their sus-standard pork related products


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# SCANDAL!
the Maily Dale shall hear of this!

Good ning pleasant simpleton :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Who're you calling peasant!?


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Is it pheasant season?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Only the hairiest hog lumps get the Debbilgrrrrl seal of approval
*smooosh*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *humps hairy log*


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)