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# i've got a thing for unhinged women
lisa left eye lopez of TLC really graped my
squildo and she's a fucking nutcase.

i just sent you a text by the way
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys really, really grapes my all of my squildos
But only in 12 Monkeys.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# With the wonky eye?
Not even as Tyler Durden?

He's best in Kalifornia.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Yep - and his looney gurning and grinning - love it
Aye, actually. Forgot about Kalifornia.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Mmmm, he's lovely in Kalifornia.
I've got this thing about murderous people. Probably not a good thing.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Brad Pitt grapes nothing for me
Especially as he's tiny by all accounts
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# In the long run, probably not.
Just as long as you keep on their good sides, you'll be fine.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I'm a mentil!!!!
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# i know honey
it's one of the many reasons why i love you
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *nutter-sexes*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# YEEHAA!
RIDE ME COWGIRL!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *spurs*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# She WAS a fucking nutcase.
Did you? I'm not with my phone, I'll have to check it at lunch.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# yes
she was a nutcase.
but what a nutcase. PHWOAR!

i have texted you a picture
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# A picture of what?
Genitals?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# no dear, not genitals
you have never shown any interest in my genitals.
you'll see what it's a picture of when you see it
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)