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My weekend

was dog awful. I trust yours was better.

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neOnbubble is both bubbly and neonny., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

I dunno

Give me a point of reference and I will let you know if my weekend was better, or indeed worse.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

*points*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

It certainly wasn't *that* good ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

hahaha

you're in a saucy mood today!

*continues pointing, with hands behind back*
; )

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

Good boy :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

*sways*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

*steadies*

*with hands behind back*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

hahaha

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

O_o

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

Charlie McCarthy?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

painting all weekend to get the rooms ready for capeting today!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

benjy

you're not supposed to paint the floor!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

Are you my mum?

That's all she's done.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

i hope you did a proper job and didn't cut corners

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

he may be dead... but that won't stop us making a sequel!

also - my weekend was not dog awful, so it probably was better. I'm great though.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

I stuck a screw right through my palm.

I am trying to get hold opf the doctor to find out about tetanus, but they won't answer.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

If you find you can't open your mouth

You've got it.
What else do you need to know?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

*opens mouth*

Oh!

I can't believe i fell for that, you dirty mare!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

Neigh, surely you didn't!

Was the screw rusty?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

Tetanus is never there when you need him

'ning

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

call NHS live or whatever it's called down South (NHS 24 up here)

they'll offer you comprehensive out of hours service and equity of access for all of your health informational needs.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

Yes,

but they don't know what jabs I have had (and nor do I)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

well - the wonderful new electronic patient record system is bound to sort that out at a reasonable cost, on time and on budget

HA HA HA HA H AH HAHA HA HA HA HAAHHHHHHHAHAHA
*dies*

*invests in Accenture*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

haha

"Databases to solve all problems, ever"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

But presumably

they can't give you a tetanus jab over the phone?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

they just scare the tetanus out of your body

over the phone by making loud noises.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

I called earlier

Tetanus is out but you can leave a message in the tobacconist's next door

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

What do you want to know?

My missus is off sick today so I can pass on your medical questions. :P

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Have I had all my jabs?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

If you can't remember having tetanus

Go and have it. Best thing all round, although I doubt you'll get tetanus from a screw unless it's rusty and has been lying around in horse muck for three years.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Yes, this

Best to have it just in case.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

It was a screw who held a tiled sheet of chipboard to my kitchen wall,

but it has been in the back of a van full of cow shit, it has been in there with old soil pipes (so human poo) and it was thrown on the floor at a traveller camp whilst I unloaded the rest of the van and also on the floor at the tip before I threw it onto the pile.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

GO AND GET A JAB!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

Tetanus isn't the only thing to worry about then

Last time I looked at the advice it was: if you have a dirty wound and haven't had a booster in the last five years or can't remember your vaccination status you should see your doctor.

Washing the shit out of the wound is a good starting point, but I imagine you've done that.

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foop, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

try savlon.

SAVLON HEALS ALL!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

I doubt that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

*kicks while down*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

*cunts in the fuck*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

Haha!

Spaniel McCarthy....isn't she going out with Jim Carrey?

Well, I'm now in the new job, completely clueless, trying to make sense of things but AT LEAST I'VE GOT MY FRIEND!

I may be going slightly mad, I am unsure.
I'm just going to re-re-re-read all the info I have been given again and again untill 2 (when hopefully I get some more to be confused about).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

poor captain.
*hugs*

ps i love jenny mcarthy, she has a funny face and yet is sexy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

Sexy?

She's mental. I'd be scared of her, personally.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

i've got a thing for unhinged women

lisa left eye lopez of TLC really graped my
squildo and she's a fucking nutcase.

i just sent you a text by the way

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys really, really grapes my all of my squildos

But only in 12 Monkeys.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

With the wonky eye?

Not even as Tyler Durden?

He's best in Kalifornia.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Yep - and his looney gurning and grinning - love it

Aye, actually. Forgot about Kalifornia.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Mmmm, he's lovely in Kalifornia.

I've got this thing about murderous people. Probably not a good thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

Brad Pitt grapes nothing for me

Especially as he's tiny by all accounts

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

In the long run, probably not.

Just as long as you keep on their good sides, you'll be fine.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

I'm a mentil!!!!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

i know honey

it's one of the many reasons why i love you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

*nutter-sexes*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

YEEHAA!

RIDE ME COWGIRL!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

*spurs*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

She WAS a fucking nutcase.

Did you? I'm not with my phone, I'll have to check it at lunch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

yes

she was a nutcase.
but what a nutcase. PHWOAR!

i have texted you a picture

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

A picture of what?

Genitals?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

no dear, not genitals

you have never shown any interest in my genitals.
you'll see what it's a picture of when you see it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

ning Capn

you'll be fine

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

Ningles love

I'm sure I will, but at the moment it's all just shit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

chin up

first day's always going to be pants... I'm sure you'll kick ass at the job in no time at all.

also *hugs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

*doffs tricorner*

Arrr, I shall try me best

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

They can't ask any more of you!

Good luck Cap'n, you'll be fine!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Cheers love!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

'ning Cap'n

stay calm, I'm sure all will be well ....

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

Nongles lovely

It'll all be ok, yeah.

I may be not on here much for the next month or so though. I'm only on now because I'm taking a break from reading the same documents over and over.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

Huzzah for the 'new job - look busy - read a load of old crap thjat you can't digest because you're too nervous' phase

Actually, not huzzah.... not huzzah AT ALL

BOO BOO BOOOOOO

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

I've been reading this stuff daily since Weds.

It makes NO sense.

Well, a bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

It will make more sense when you're doing it.

Nobody at management level knows what all that crap means, they just tell it to other people.

"Nobody knows what is going to happen next, but everyone keeps doing it" - George Carlin

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Nice quoting, there!

I really, really want my old job back. Ahhhh, lack of responsibility.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

It'll all be running smoothly before you know it.

Just don't make the mistake I made with my first management job and call for a meeting with your boss:

"I don't understand what I'm supposed to be doing - everyone does their jobs and I just sit there"

THAT IS YOUR JOB NOW.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

Hahaha, if it's sitting you want, I'm your girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

An argument followed by flouncing on Saturday

But went to see my mates' new twins yesterday - awwwwww

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

*has baby glee*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

_glee?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

^This!

gah horrid evil little monsters!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

No I like babies, I was just making a baby glee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

ah ok, getcher

I don't like them. they smell funny and last too long.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

I don't mind them.

I'm a broody thing anyway though, so that'll be why.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

You can have a peek if you want

www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

Fucking weird weekend as usual

and now I feel ruff!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

you are the sweary Louis Theroux

aicmfp

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

pfft!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

i take it you went to see transformers then?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

is it shit?

I watched Hannibal Rising last night

bunch of ponderous, turgid old arse

some nice cinematography though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Did he manage to get it up in the end?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

haha

that would be telling

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

I'm watching that tonight!

So not very good then?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

well, it was ok

I just found it a bit slow

and far less gory than I had expected

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

How's the French bloke as Lecter?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

he's ok

but for the first half an hour he has virtually no lines

then he suddenly becomes eloquent, but still with a heavy accent

plus he looks nothing like Anthony Hopkins, if that was the impression they wanted to give

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

OK, cheers Mr.N.

I shall look forward to being disappointed.
:o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

starts off well

ends ok

the middle 90mins are very very boring
i struggled to stay awake

and plus, the robots in those car adverts transform better than those in the actual film!
and finally, all the action can be seen in the trailer
there's nothing more to see in the film itself :(

pah...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

I Did!

I liked it, I did a robot walk all the way home and now im looking through the autotrader for a yellow chevy camaro with black racing stripes

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Did you watch the original cartoon?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

i bought the original series on dvd a while back, it hasn't aged well...

the old movie still rules, though. \o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)