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# is it shit?
I watched Hannibal Rising last night

bunch of ponderous, turgid old arse

some nice cinematography though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Did he manage to get it up in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# haha
that would be telling
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I'm watching that tonight!
So not very good then?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# well, it was ok
I just found it a bit slow

and far less gory than I had expected
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# How's the French bloke as Lecter?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# he's ok
but for the first half an hour he has virtually no lines

then he suddenly becomes eloquent, but still with a heavy accent

plus he looks nothing like Anthony Hopkins, if that was the impression they wanted to give
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# OK, cheers Mr.N.
I shall look forward to being disappointed.
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# starts off well
ends ok

the middle 90mins are very very boring
i struggled to stay awake

and plus, the robots in those car adverts transform better than those in the actual film!
and finally, all the action can be seen in the trailer
there's nothing more to see in the film itself :(

pah...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)