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# Why the fuck is he being charged with indecent blah blah, sex with a juvenile or whatever, AND 'two counts of buggery'?
What the hell IS 'buggery' in this context, anyway? I thought it had become a largely meaningless, tongue-in-cheek (or arse, heh) word for general rudeness that was only ever used semi-ironically these days because of its massively old-school connotations?

It's silly Victorian nonsense like this that makes the rest of the world think we all nibble cucumber sarnies with Her Maj. Can't we just charge him with fucking a child and be done with it?

/antiquated legal procedures irritation blog
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# One day this^ will come to pass.
"Johnathan Ross you have been accused of Fucking small children, how do you plead?"

He's next
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Either that, or they'll just keep dredging up more silly anachronistic penalities to pointlessly add on to already perfectly heinous crimes.
"For the brutal gangland shooting of two teenage boys on bicycles, we hereby sentence you to 18 years in prison, plus an additional six months for being a cad and a rotter."
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I still want to know why
people who plead not guitly but are then found to be all of the guilty, don't also get charged with perjury.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Buggery still means doing it bumwise
I like old-school connotations.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)