Dear Johnson & Johnson,
Please find enclosed: 1 turd + matches.
Regards,
J.Jack
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Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:29,
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Regards,
J.Jack
Dear Mr Jack
We have forwarded your turd to Dr. Gillian McKeith who says you need to eat more bran and recommends a protracted visit to her clinic cellar
Love J&J
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Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:31,
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Love J&J
Dear Johnson & Johnson,
Please find enclosed: The severed head of Dr. Gillian McKeith.
Regards,
Jolly "Knifey knifey" Jack
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Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:36,
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Regards,
Jolly "Knifey knifey" Jack
Dear Mr. Jack!
WHOO-HOO!
We have decided to drop all charges as you've done us all a favour!
Love J&J
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Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:42,
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We have decided to drop all charges as you've done us all a favour!
Love J&J
dear the world
we here at the BBC are exceedingly apologetic in advance, just incase.
thank you for tollerating our complete incompetence
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thank you for tollerating our complete incompetence