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From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 476 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:25, archived)
# *cleans out eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# you have.. the whitest white bit of the eyes I've ever seen
do you floss?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# /eats them all up
YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Dear Mr Jack
We at Johnson & Johnson feel that your picture about abestos buds is damaging to the brand and therefore we have decided to lock you in our cellar . . . we mean it!

Love J&J

P.S. Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Dear Johnson & Johnson,
Please find enclosed: 1 turd + matches.

Regards,
J.Jack
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Dear Mr Jack
We have forwarded your turd to Dr. Gillian McKeith who says you need to eat more bran and recommends a protracted visit to her clinic cellar

Love J&J


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Dear Johnson & Johnson,
Please find enclosed: The severed head of Dr. Gillian McKeith.

Regards,
Jolly "Knifey knifey" Jack
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Dear Mr. Jack!
WHOO-HOO!

We have decided to drop all charges as you've done us all a favour!

Love J&J


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
# dear the world
we here at the BBC are exceedingly apologetic in advance, just incase.

thank you for tollerating our complete incompetence
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Dear The Beeb Beeb Ceeb
you spelled imcontinence wrong you spazza!

Love the world


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
# dear the world
*radges*

love and kisses,
El BeeBo, Scurge of the Spanish Main
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# push them in till you here a loud ringing....
....its the only way to be sure of a good clean!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)