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# Mine always involve sex
But only if I haven't had a wank or sex that day.
I've still got the sex drive of a 16 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)
# most people on b3ta have the sex drive of a 16 year old...
that is why we are here
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)
# ^this
that, and I have no job or anything better to do with myself.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Werd to that
My Mrs is still in spain for another 2 and a bit weeks, I've not had the old mayfair out in quite some time, no not the ciggies.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:56, archived)
# smoking cocks?
sounds painful
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Sometimes it smokes
but only without lube and when I wear my sandpaper gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# wak wak oops
something about a lumber jack and wood in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)