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[challenge entry] Bit of Stranglers anyone?

much prefer the real thing tho

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(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Nectarines by the seaside? That's my favourite song.
Don't eat nectarines by the seaside,
Otherwise you'll get the sand-AIDS,
Then you'll be full of the sand-AIDS,
And what will you do then? HOY!
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
# you know the song then?
..not ;P
for the RIS'ers
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# No,
I know only a very few of these entries, so I'm writing lyrics to what I like to pretend they are from.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# which are as good
if not better than the originals I might add ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Well thanks
It's nice to be appreciated.
My favourite was the lyrics to "Queen Elizabeth Hockey Mask Murder A-Go-Go."
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:15, archived)
# P particularly like the HOY!
at the end of this one
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Too few songs
Lead into a chorus which would otherwise seem a bit of a non-sequiteur, breaking up the musical pace with a "HOY!".

I need a stein to wave at drinking events.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Bindun,
but woo
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# doh!
to many entries... can't click pages... must untie the... just reach that button...

(and other assorted batman quotes)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)