
I once woke up from a sexy dream to find a cockroach on my nob.
Worst. Wakeup. Ever.
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Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:41,
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Worst. Wakeup. Ever.

I had a weird little dream this morning.
I arrived late for something or other and everybody was like wow, what's wrong with your leg?
I looked down and my left knee was heinously infected and swollen to the size of a large grapefruit, with clear pus starting to bubble out of it.
I squeezed all this hard yellow pus out of it, along with these white fatty lumps.
Several people around me started to vomit.
Then I woke up.