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[challenge entry] How the New Zealanders would interpret this one......
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU RAPITINUI!!!


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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:20, archived)
# sux on the beach then?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Surely they'd interpret it like this
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:22, archived)
# and there I was bracing myself for a sheep joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)
# I'm Welsh
so i know how it feels.


all warm and wooly...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# ewe would, though
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Tropical six,
We're the Tropical Six,
To fuck with us is to die,
Tropical six,
We're the Tropical Six,
Look at us wrong and you'll DIE!
We'll eat PIIIIIIE!
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:22, archived)
# hehheheh.
 
Never understood the appeal, myself.
Just seems like a good way to get sand in yer vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Not that anyone asked,
But when I was a lad, I managed to get sand under my foreskin, and it hurt like fuck to get back out again.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)
# I got a sea louse under mine once.
 
Little fucker bit me, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)
# heaomaphrodite?
Mine got infected & swelled shut when I was a wee lad.
That sucked.
Now I make sure I wash it long and hard in the shower every day:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)
# The moral of the story is,
NEVER take yer kids to the beach.
I also once got sand caked on one of my eyes, stung my a special fish in fucking Cornwall,
and nearly drowned by jumping out of a rubber dinghy while unexpectedly out of my depth.

I fear not the sea, but have a serious phobia of sand.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# On a slightly related note,
I once woke up from a sexy dream to find a cockroach on my nob.

Worst. Wakeup. Ever.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:41, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
I had a weird little dream this morning.
I arrived late for something or other and everybody was like wow, what's wrong with your leg?
I looked down and my left knee was heinously infected and swollen to the size of a large grapefruit, with clear pus starting to bubble out of it.
I squeezed all this hard yellow pus out of it, along with these white fatty lumps.
Several people around me started to vomit.
Then I woke up.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)
# According to the on-line dream dictionaries, this has something to do with repressed feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:13, archived)
# I always thought you were a man.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Like many on the internet, I am a sexy sexy laydee.
 
with a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# *horns*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# *teeth*
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:33, archived)
# *tusks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# *Proboscis*
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# you win
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Damn,
My additional answers i had lined up were: Antlers, Spines, Claws, Tentacles and Venomous Fangs.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# HOTT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)
# mmm...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=relQMv-nDSs
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# I am glad I dared to click that:)
Gotta get that movie now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# do it,
'cause it's really good
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:39, archived)
# I will
Bit I had better go and get some more work now.
See Ya's!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Me too.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgLVpampOMQ
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:46, archived)
# Wow, I haven't seen that in years!
 
I have, however, just recently purchased Crimewave on DVD, which I shall be enjoying this weekend..
I wore my VHS copy out long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)