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pfffft

Edit: I always respect the inanimate objects I have sexual relations with in the morning.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:54, archived)

by sitting on them?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:00, archived)

sitting on them,

blending things in them, hoovering the carpet etc.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:01, archived)

you fuck the carpet?

Doesn't that give some friction problems?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:01, archived)

no I was implying I fucked a hoover

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:02, archived)

I know

and I was adding a humorous twist. Like lime.

How are you this morning, anyway?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:03, archived)

I'm rather good

the carpet burns have actually healed now and so have most of my bruises.
god I miss my mrs.
yourself?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:04, archived)

I'm quite good

Although I just sat awake through the whole gayshift. Probably should have slept at some point.

How long's the mrs away for?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:09, archived)

I've had at least 3 hours sleep*

_{*lay awake in a darken room for 3 hours}

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:09, archived)

bah, that's the worst type of sleep

because you're not even occupying yourself

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:10, archived)

I go into funky sleep patterns

when I'm not working and shit.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:11, archived)

Ah, fair enough

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:15, archived)