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# oh, yeah...that's hot...

edit: the chair is wondering if he will still respect him/her in the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:53, archived)
# pfffft
Edit: I always respect the inanimate objects I have sexual relations with in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:54, archived)
# by sitting on them?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:00, archived)
# sitting on them,
blending things in them, hoovering the carpet etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:01, archived)
# you fuck the carpet?
Doesn't that give some friction problems?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:01, archived)
# no I was implying I fucked a hoover
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:02, archived)
# I know
and I was adding a humorous twist. Like lime.


How are you this morning, anyway?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:03, archived)
# I'm rather good
the carpet burns have actually healed now and so have most of my bruises.
god I miss my mrs.
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:04, archived)
# I'm quite good
Although I just sat awake through the whole gayshift. Probably should have slept at some point.

How long's the mrs away for?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:09, archived)
# I've had at least 3 hours sleep*
*lay awake in a darken room for 3 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:09, archived)
# bah, that's the worst type of sleep
because you're not even occupying yourself
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:10, archived)
# I go into funky sleep patterns
when I'm not working and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:11, archived)
# Ah, fair enough
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:15, archived)
# If you say so...
Hahahaha! Needs spong on the chair--JAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:59, archived)
# woo!
but needs rastaflower and cokebadger
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:59, archived)
# fucking chairs is what life is about.
p.s. anybody else here witness from the woods a car crashing into a telephone pole and people getting rushed to the hospital and then later the transformer catching fire and glowing red with electricity and being extinguished at around midnight tonight?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:59, archived)
# cause i did.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:05, archived)
# you caused it?
for SHAME!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:16, archived)
# it was fun.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:33, archived)
# What were you doing in the woods?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:05, archived)
# we were sitting on a hill getting ready to watch a meteor shower.
had just come from an open mic night with half a dozen people and decided to bring some beer, wine, and pot into the woods.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:15, archived)
# captures the moment
rather beautifully
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:02, archived)
# I DONT KNOW WHO DAVE IS BUT HE TRIED TO FUCK MY CHAIR.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:13, archived)
# I'M DAVE
TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THAT OLD CHAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:14, archived)