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# Bozzer!
'Sir, the entire east end has burnt down.'
'Really!? Oh well, doesn't matter, rough as arseholes anyway.'



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(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# He's wearing a football shirt, so does this mean he'll go missing in the next few days and there will be a world wide manhunt for him?


/never taking photos of my kids in soccer shirts blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Haha!
That made me snort tobacco and other substances into my keybnord
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# keybnord!!
hahahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Keybnord eh?
Coming right up.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I've tapped most of it out now
but I'm not smoking it...I've seen what else lurks beneath the keys
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Well...
There might be a market for middle aged tories who cannot stop putting their feet in their mouths.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Just saying that bozzer would be an absolute scream as mayor
In both senses of the word.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# I suppose you're right
He would be massively entertaining but I suspect that Mayor Boris would be all the push I needed to move to Holland or somewhere...I just finished a biography of him and tbh he doesn't sound like the sort of man I'd trust with my pot plants, let alone the city I live in.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Yes I suspect Boris as mayor would be the sort of thing to watch from a distance.
Like a volcano, or Jade Goody trying to run a nuclear power plant.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)
# He's the one Tory candidate
as he's the ONLY Tory that some people like.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# He was very close to being my MP
instead we got some twat who votes for the exact opposite of everything I believe. Boris would've done the same but at least I could laugh about it with him.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# He is endearing and amusing,
dangerous qualities for an MP.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# He emailed me t'other day.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)