I applied to join a band when drunk yesterdayI told the bloke my influences were madonna, the cheeky girls and chas and dave. I'm still waiting to hear when my audition is....
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100% kitten better than ever,
Sun 2 Feb 2003, 23:13,
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ooohhh... with influences like thatyou can join my band if you like.
Final part of the application - complete in less than 20 words, "Phil Collins is a cnut because..."
(Final part of the application - complete in less than 20 words, "Phil Collins is a cnut because..."
Mystery_Bob,
Sun 2 Feb 2003, 23:17,
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he sat in a throne on the beachand ordered the tide to stop.
oh wait, cunt, not cnut
(oh wait, cunt, not cnut
bananaman,
Sun 2 Feb 2003, 23:19,
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did he sing?STOP! In the name of love.
Before you break..
(Before you break..
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sun 2 Feb 2003, 23:23,
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