
Sadly, the Sunday Sport appears to have a page called 'Bez Sez' which is comments on current happenings, written as if by him. It really is the most depressing piece of literature i've read in a while.
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Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:19,
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It's a Red Top, pretty sure it's got 'sport' in the name, might be daily sport?
EDIT: The page says " fookin' " a lot and seems to ridicule everything. The paper also claims Stephen Hawking has a 'whining american voice'
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Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:23,
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EDIT: The page says " fookin' " a lot and seems to ridicule everything. The paper also claims Stephen Hawking has a 'whining american voice'