Oh man, even I had to look that one up!
'Rusty trombone' is still my favourite deviant euphemism.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:23,
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Oh yes.
Eiffel tower always gets a laugh too.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:25,
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